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College Street in Dublin follows the curve of Trinity College. It runs from College Green in the west to Pearse Street in the east. It lies in the \"Mansion House A\" Electoral Division of Dublin. It was described by the prolific engraver Mary Milner as \"one of the most spacious of the noble thoroughfares of the Irish metropolis.\"
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The Family Nobody Wanted is a 1954 memoir by Helen Doss. It retells the story of how Doss and her husband Carl, a Methodist minister, adopted twelve children of various ethnic backgrounds.
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