{"type":"standard","title":"German Pinscher","displaytitle":"German Pinscher","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q37793","titles":{"canonical":"German_Pinscher","normalized":"German Pinscher","display":"German Pinscher"},"pageid":3909839,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/84/Bvdb-duitse_pincher.jpg/330px-Bvdb-duitse_pincher.jpg","width":320,"height":482},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/Bvdb-duitse_pincher.jpg","width":398,"height":600},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279390861","tid":"4f211f17-fbf2-11ef-904b-d2f115affc2e","timestamp":"2025-03-08T07:52:40Z","description":"German breed of dog","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Pinscher","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Pinscher?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Pinscher?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:German_Pinscher"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Pinscher","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/German_Pinscher","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Pinscher?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:German_Pinscher"}},"extract":"The German Pinscher or Deutscher Pinscher is a German breed of terrier in the Pinscher and Schnauzer group. It shares common origins with the Schnauzer, of which it is essentially a short-haired equivalent. It is seen in two colours, either black-and-tan or self-coloured red, this varying from deer-red to a dark reddish brown.","extract_html":"
The German Pinscher or Deutscher Pinscher is a German breed of terrier in the Pinscher and Schnauzer group. It shares common origins with the Schnauzer, of which it is essentially a short-haired equivalent. It is seen in two colours, either black-and-tan or self-coloured red, this varying from deer-red to a dark reddish brown.
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